i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
this is an emotional support booty call
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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