Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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