My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i think my cat just said my name.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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