just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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