Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
