new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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