ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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