i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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