I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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