Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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