her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
