Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Randomize
