So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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