: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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