I hate your face
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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