farters have to be the big spoon...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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