i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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