Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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