doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
COCAINE IS GR8
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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