try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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