That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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