I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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