so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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