look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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