and she was petting her beer can
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
