brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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