I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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