I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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