That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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