Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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