Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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