You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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