if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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