My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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