i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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