VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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