Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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