i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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