erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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