Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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