So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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