i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
only you would photoshop your dick
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
