And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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