it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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