the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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