So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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