So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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