Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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