i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
