Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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