It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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