His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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