the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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