like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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