i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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