Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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